When on a cruising holiday 'Round Carribean isles, There was a young crew member Who aye brought me to smiles. From London, England, came he, His accent, still as strong, So when he heard MY accent, He knew we did belong. He then adopted me, and told All passengers and crew Whenever we were nearby "That's my dad", although most knew That age difference between us Was impossibility For one, just few years older, That relationship to be. Howe'er I played along with him, Verb'lly chastised, was he, "Behave yourself" I'd tell him, "Or you'll go o'er my knee". Each time, with every greeting, Those twelve days aboard ship, Sure highlighted vacation With his most friendly quip.
The water gushes endlessly, The tap must be on, full, To send this water rushing forth, E'er fresh and ever cool. And yet this force, which is so great, Can have a greater flow, When temperatures reach high degrees It moves, this H2O. For this is but a trickle small, Of what can be achieved, For in full flow, it really is A sight to be perceived. Watch water flow from underneath, Or from the sky above, Whate'er the way, one thing I know, You're sure to fall in love. Apparel warm is needed there, Show only eyes and nose, That fridge like atmosphere ensures Nothing will decompose. The stalactitic icicles, Suspended everywhere, But there's a freshness all around, In that crisp winter's air. It was a cold and chilly morn, At 'thirty two, below', But this is such an awesome place, Niagara, in the snow.