Working in a nursing home,
For breakfast - hot or cold,
Bowls of cereal, had a choice,
I often did as told.
There was a client and his wife
For both of them, he spoke,
'Twas 'cornflakes' ordered, every day,
Sure was a mannered bloke.
Whene'er I 'pproached his table,
I aye, his request heard,
However, with me, being me,
Once, took him at his word.
Whene'er he said "Two cornflakes please"
As he asked, I t'him gave,
A bowl with just two flakes of corn,
It's FUN, to misbehave.
Looking quite bewildered,
Responded with "What's that?"
I told him "What you asked for,"
He sure thought 'what a brat'.
I then did fill the bowl I'd giv'n
With many more such flakes,
And when two filled bowls I did serve,
He laughed with bellyaches.
The NEXT day serving breakfast,
He did not, me, dispel,
"Two BOWLS of cornflakes" - his request,
He'd learned his lesson well.
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