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"Two Cornflakes please"

 Working in a nursing home,

 For breakfast - hot or cold,

 Bowls of cereal, had a choice,

I often did as told.


There was a client and his wife

For both of them, he spoke,

'Twas 'cornflakes' ordered, every day,

Sure was a mannered bloke.


Whene'er I 'pproached his table,

I aye, his request heard,

However, with me, being me,

Once, took him at his word.


Whene'er he said "Two cornflakes please"

As he asked, I t'him gave,

A bowl with just two flakes of corn,

It's FUN, to misbehave.


Looking quite bewildered,

Responded with "What's that?"

I told him "What you asked for,"

He sure thought 'what a brat'.


I then did fill the bowl I'd giv'n

With many more such flakes,

And when two filled bowls I did serve,

He laughed with bellyaches.


The NEXT day serving breakfast,

He did not, me, dispel,

"Two BOWLS of cornflakes" - his request,

He'd learned his lesson well.



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