She studies bones and muscles
I know that’s pretty vague
This girl from Waterloo , who
Was born as Robyn Haig.
She’s pretty, fit and nifty,
At softball, she’s an ace,
To Wayne State University
This game won her a place.
While there, she met her Eric,
A young Toledo guy,
Quite soon it was realized that
By her, he’d aye stand by.
Now Eric, is a sportsman,
A game of golf, enjoys,
But when it comes to Robyn
He’ll put away his toys.
And so the date for marriage,
June twenty seventh, set,
Where, at the Detroit Yacht Club,
These two, form one duet.
It’s been a grand occurrence
Five maidens for the bride,
All radiant in fuchsia
And standing by her side.
She studies bones and muscles,
So it would just be right,
The place she was proposed to
Was ‘Fishbones’, in Detroit
As an osteopathic,
The name above her door will
Be Robyn Kirkpatrick
We send congratulations,
Had not planned to attend,
From nan and pompa Perkins,
Your neighbour and your friend..
Colin Ross
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